Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Mean Girls

Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year. 
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange. 
[Cady snickers
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners. 
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels. 
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone. 
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets. 
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. 
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers. 

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